What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

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He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

What ended your relationship with your best friend?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Why do flat-earthers claim the 1967 photo of Earth from space was made with CGI, even though CGI didn't exist back then?

He : I'm 24.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

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Me : Thank you.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Why did my ex move on so quickly?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

The International Boxing Association said that Khelif and Lin competing in Paris Olympics were disqualified from the tournament for testing positive for XY chromosomes which give an unfair advantage in the women’s division. What do you think?

Me : Sure.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Tea ?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

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He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : I don't drink

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : No